Laundry And Lint
by Aaron Bentley

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Lyrics
Chorus (repeat)
I'm not smart enough to write about laundry.
I'm not bored enough to write about lint.
I can make most any question a quandry
I wish my guitar would give me a hint.
Verse 1
I've stumbled through a dozen world-beaters by now.
If I only could remember one somehow,
They'd give me drugs and sex and money, but 'till then,
They simply leave me to my pen.
Chorus (repeat)
I'm not smart enough to write about laundry.
I'm not bored enough to write about lint.
I can make most any question a quandry
I wish my guitar would give me a hint.
Verse 2
I dreamed a dream last night that I will never know.
I don't remember dreams; the last was long ago.
Maybe I wrote the best song I will never play.
Maybe I chased a mutant fish with my death ray.
Chorus (repeat)
I'm not smart enough to write about laundry.
I'm not bored enough to write about lint.
I can make most any question a quandry
I wish my guitar would give me a hint.
Verse 3
Life's what you make it, and I can't make heads or tails of it.
But maybe I can make a nifty hat.
You must be independent and have good hygiene.
There's more rules if you want to be more than a cat.
Chorus (repeat)
I'm not smart enough to write about laundry.
I'm not bored enough to write about lint.
I can make most any question a quandry
I wish my guitar would give me a hint.

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